Post by The Stranger on Jan 10, 2010 16:41:40 GMT -5
And so I say to the woman, that's not a duck, this is a duck. Ha ha ha.
So what do you say we change pace now a moment and I'll tell you the story of Kenneth Coyn at the Battle of the Pentos-Norvos Road, when the Bloody Chickens faced one thousand Unsullied and won the day for the Free Alliance. . . even though they were out numbered and been stabbed in the back by a friend.
Who are the Unsullied? Well they are ferocious slave warriors from Astarpore, men who fight with their penis' cutoff.
How well do they fight you say? Well you ever seen a bull fight when he's been castrated? That's how these men fight, like they don't have anything more left to lose.
Now Kenneth knew that these guys were up to no good as he had been visited by the Ambassador of Qohor who was trying to get him to defect, but of course Ser Kenneth was too honorable to be bribed so he stayed true.
The Astonishing Jonathon Biggs had investigated the area but the Dwarf being a bit cranky on account of being woken up in the middle of the night, missed all the signs of the biggest betrayal, despite drinking and singing with the man for half the night.
While Jonathon had found out that the sneaky ambassador of Qorth had gotten one of the other Free Alliance Companies drunk, he had not expected to be betrayed by his old friend Quinno the Volantis Crossbowmen, that Kenneth's Chickens had fought with in countless battles before.
Right in the heart of the battle Quinno's Crossbowmen, fired their arrows right into the rear of the Bloody Chickens, the betrayal hurt Ser Kenneth so badly that he lost his normal cool demeanor and took off straight for the man cutting a wedge twenty men thick until he was face to face with the man.
"Why'd you betray us Quinno?" Kenneth said but the Volantis man only laughed which further enraged the Knight of Coin.
The two circled for what seemed like ages before the younger Kenneth finally got a blow. Kenneth moved to kill the man but at the last instant the Volantis man asked for quarter and despite his rage Kenneth held off and allowed the man to live.
Why'd he do that you say? Well you know Knights are supposed to live up to a higher standard, and Ser Kenneth thought it was the right thing to do?
Well after Ser Kenneth defeated Quinno, he went on to tear the Norvosi Axeman a part. He charged head first into their lines leading with his lance before breaking off and killing their commander. It was all that his second Brandon Red Rivers could do to hold the company together as first the axemen and then the Unsullied Warriors collided with the Bloody Chickens.
Now Ser Kenneth knew that the Unsullied would never retreat, cause they already lost their balls so most of them actually look forward to dieing.
Kenneth yelled to Red Rivers to keep the company together while he had time to get in combat with the Qohorik Commander.
The Commanders of Qohor fight with a ridiculous plume ten feet tall comes from some large bird they have in the Summer Islands or something. The taller the plume the more important the family or so they say.
Who says? Well you ever been the Qorth? . . .No? Well then I say. . . so why don't you be a good man and fetch me another ale. Ehh Cough Cough Cock Sucker, eh excuse me seems I got something in my throat.
Well this Qohorik man was huge with a plume the size of the man himself, but Ser Kenneth was too good for him too and he knocked the man out in three blows.
With the Commander dead, the man's Lieutenant ordered a withdraw cause they didn't want to end up like their commander.
With the Unsullied retreating the rest of their army withdrew as well and that is how the Bloody Chickens and Ser Kenneth beat back a thousand Unsullied Warriors and saved the day for the Free Alliance despite being betrayed by a friend.
Results:
Ser Kenneth improves towards Grand Master Lance
Ser Kenneth improves to Noteworthy Intrigue (Scenario RP)
Jonathon improves to Expert Singing (RP)
Jonathon improves to Noteworthy Drinking (RP)
So what do you say we change pace now a moment and I'll tell you the story of Kenneth Coyn at the Battle of the Pentos-Norvos Road, when the Bloody Chickens faced one thousand Unsullied and won the day for the Free Alliance. . . even though they were out numbered and been stabbed in the back by a friend.
Who are the Unsullied? Well they are ferocious slave warriors from Astarpore, men who fight with their penis' cutoff.
How well do they fight you say? Well you ever seen a bull fight when he's been castrated? That's how these men fight, like they don't have anything more left to lose.
Now Kenneth knew that these guys were up to no good as he had been visited by the Ambassador of Qohor who was trying to get him to defect, but of course Ser Kenneth was too honorable to be bribed so he stayed true.
The Astonishing Jonathon Biggs had investigated the area but the Dwarf being a bit cranky on account of being woken up in the middle of the night, missed all the signs of the biggest betrayal, despite drinking and singing with the man for half the night.
While Jonathon had found out that the sneaky ambassador of Qorth had gotten one of the other Free Alliance Companies drunk, he had not expected to be betrayed by his old friend Quinno the Volantis Crossbowmen, that Kenneth's Chickens had fought with in countless battles before.
Right in the heart of the battle Quinno's Crossbowmen, fired their arrows right into the rear of the Bloody Chickens, the betrayal hurt Ser Kenneth so badly that he lost his normal cool demeanor and took off straight for the man cutting a wedge twenty men thick until he was face to face with the man.
"Why'd you betray us Quinno?" Kenneth said but the Volantis man only laughed which further enraged the Knight of Coin.
The two circled for what seemed like ages before the younger Kenneth finally got a blow. Kenneth moved to kill the man but at the last instant the Volantis man asked for quarter and despite his rage Kenneth held off and allowed the man to live.
Why'd he do that you say? Well you know Knights are supposed to live up to a higher standard, and Ser Kenneth thought it was the right thing to do?
Well after Ser Kenneth defeated Quinno, he went on to tear the Norvosi Axeman a part. He charged head first into their lines leading with his lance before breaking off and killing their commander. It was all that his second Brandon Red Rivers could do to hold the company together as first the axemen and then the Unsullied Warriors collided with the Bloody Chickens.
Now Ser Kenneth knew that the Unsullied would never retreat, cause they already lost their balls so most of them actually look forward to dieing.
Kenneth yelled to Red Rivers to keep the company together while he had time to get in combat with the Qohorik Commander.
The Commanders of Qohor fight with a ridiculous plume ten feet tall comes from some large bird they have in the Summer Islands or something. The taller the plume the more important the family or so they say.
Who says? Well you ever been the Qorth? . . .No? Well then I say. . . so why don't you be a good man and fetch me another ale. Ehh Cough Cough Cock Sucker, eh excuse me seems I got something in my throat.
Well this Qohorik man was huge with a plume the size of the man himself, but Ser Kenneth was too good for him too and he knocked the man out in three blows.
With the Commander dead, the man's Lieutenant ordered a withdraw cause they didn't want to end up like their commander.
With the Unsullied retreating the rest of their army withdrew as well and that is how the Bloody Chickens and Ser Kenneth beat back a thousand Unsullied Warriors and saved the day for the Free Alliance despite being betrayed by a friend.
Results:
Ser Kenneth improves towards Grand Master Lance
Ser Kenneth improves to Noteworthy Intrigue (Scenario RP)
Jonathon improves to Expert Singing (RP)
Jonathon improves to Noteworthy Drinking (RP)
Hope you all are well and happy.