Post by The Stranger on Dec 15, 2009 10:10:47 GMT -5
The Battle of Lorath? Of course I heard of it, a man doesn't become a storyteller of my renown without knowing a bit of history. I guess I have the time for a brief tale if you got the coin for an ale.
Bah, this beer tastes like piss but a beggar can't be a chooser now can he Old Tom? Thats right man when it rains it pours.
So after the fall of Pentos the Tyroshi Captain General Antonious Laughius, no seriously his last name was Laughius.
Its the truth or may lighting strike me down. . .
What you ain't never seen lighting strike indoors? I have and its a freaky sight, but I digress.
So, this Tyroshi Captain General decided that the Free Alliance should set its next designs on Lorath with a dangerous sea invasion.
Ser Kenneth's ship landed first and he immediately charged the 5000 Traitor Son's that had set to defend Lorath.
Yes the very same company that Talyn Thatcher formed. Course the Lord Hand was dead by this point.
So Kenneth and his Bloody Chickens and the gigantic Lyseni Lancer Iagon fell onto the sellswords defending Lorath and it did not go well for the Chickens as they were soon surrounded and fighting line after line of the sell swords and up to their waists in bloody death.
Some of Kenneth's Chicken's tried to run but they were cut down by the men following them from the other boats.
Eventually, Ser Kenneth and Iagon were able to rally some of the men and made a charge right for the heart of the Traitor Son's smashing deep into their lines until Ser Kenneth and their commander was locked in a deadly battle. The men fought on horse Ser Kenneth and the Traitor Son Captain trading blow after blow until Ser Kenneth finally bested the man and he and Iagon chased what remained of the Traitor Son's back to the walls of Lorath.
And while the Lorath army was still running, Ser Kenneth and Iago charged the citiy's gatehouse and the Lyseni Lancer held the porticullis open until the rest of the army could make its way into the city.
And Ser Kenneth fought on attempting to avenge every fallen man with a hundred of the enemy, and he would of almost done it to if it hadn't been for the Lorathi army surrendering.
All in all it was a grusome battle for the Free Alliance but Ser Kenneth learned a thing or two about how to outmaneuver the enemy and use numbers to his advantage. His twenty Knights fought off 6,000 men and secured another victory for the Free. . .
What? You thought I said 5,000 earlier? Well it was 6,000 men but anyways whats the difference?
What's that now, speak up if your going to say something.
My story is a load of what? Shit you say?
You heard that Ser Kenneth ran like a little girl back to the boat?
Thats pure nonsense, who told you that?
You were there?
As what? Were you a horse in a former life or something?
Thats not language you should use in front of a lady mister and while there might be a few exaggerations in my tale. . . okay more then a few. . . but exaggerations you can fix.
You sir are damn ugly and you can't fix ugly.
Easy now big fella, no reason to get upset with me because your mother didn't love you as a child. . .
And you were so ugly the dog wouldn't even play with you. . .
Well thanks folks. . . you been a great audience. . . ahhh help. . . think I'll be on my way. . . good bye and fuck you Coldmoat.
Results:
Ser Kenneth gains Noteworthy Battle
Jonathon gains Master Storytelling
Bah, this beer tastes like piss but a beggar can't be a chooser now can he Old Tom? Thats right man when it rains it pours.
So after the fall of Pentos the Tyroshi Captain General Antonious Laughius, no seriously his last name was Laughius.
Its the truth or may lighting strike me down. . .
What you ain't never seen lighting strike indoors? I have and its a freaky sight, but I digress.
So, this Tyroshi Captain General decided that the Free Alliance should set its next designs on Lorath with a dangerous sea invasion.
Ser Kenneth's ship landed first and he immediately charged the 5000 Traitor Son's that had set to defend Lorath.
Yes the very same company that Talyn Thatcher formed. Course the Lord Hand was dead by this point.
So Kenneth and his Bloody Chickens and the gigantic Lyseni Lancer Iagon fell onto the sellswords defending Lorath and it did not go well for the Chickens as they were soon surrounded and fighting line after line of the sell swords and up to their waists in bloody death.
Some of Kenneth's Chicken's tried to run but they were cut down by the men following them from the other boats.
Eventually, Ser Kenneth and Iagon were able to rally some of the men and made a charge right for the heart of the Traitor Son's smashing deep into their lines until Ser Kenneth and their commander was locked in a deadly battle. The men fought on horse Ser Kenneth and the Traitor Son Captain trading blow after blow until Ser Kenneth finally bested the man and he and Iagon chased what remained of the Traitor Son's back to the walls of Lorath.
And while the Lorath army was still running, Ser Kenneth and Iago charged the citiy's gatehouse and the Lyseni Lancer held the porticullis open until the rest of the army could make its way into the city.
And Ser Kenneth fought on attempting to avenge every fallen man with a hundred of the enemy, and he would of almost done it to if it hadn't been for the Lorathi army surrendering.
All in all it was a grusome battle for the Free Alliance but Ser Kenneth learned a thing or two about how to outmaneuver the enemy and use numbers to his advantage. His twenty Knights fought off 6,000 men and secured another victory for the Free. . .
What? You thought I said 5,000 earlier? Well it was 6,000 men but anyways whats the difference?
What's that now, speak up if your going to say something.
My story is a load of what? Shit you say?
You heard that Ser Kenneth ran like a little girl back to the boat?
Thats pure nonsense, who told you that?
You were there?
As what? Were you a horse in a former life or something?
Thats not language you should use in front of a lady mister and while there might be a few exaggerations in my tale. . . okay more then a few. . . but exaggerations you can fix.
You sir are damn ugly and you can't fix ugly.
Easy now big fella, no reason to get upset with me because your mother didn't love you as a child. . .
And you were so ugly the dog wouldn't even play with you. . .
Well thanks folks. . . you been a great audience. . . ahhh help. . . think I'll be on my way. . . good bye and fuck you Coldmoat.
Results:
Ser Kenneth gains Noteworthy Battle
Jonathon gains Master Storytelling
Hope you all are well and happy.