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Post by The Stranger on Nov 17, 2009 20:24:11 GMT -5
Hogzilla- Expert of the Tusks (-10 Improvised Weapon) (70) vs. Ser Rodrick Baratheon- Apprentice of the Warhammer (60)
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Post by The Stranger on Nov 17, 2009 20:29:49 GMT -5
Round 1 Hogzilla- Expert of the Tusks (-10 Improvised Weapon) (170) vs. Ser Rodrick Baratheon- Apprentice of the Warhammer (71)
The animal bursts from its hiding place, and barrels into Rodrick knocking the young knight to his feet. The beast was immediately in between his thighs, burying its foot long tusks into the Baratheon's inner thighs. He screams in pain as the beast tramples over him, and runs off in the direction of the piglets.
Rodricks rolls back and forth on the ground howling in agony.
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Post by Fel on Nov 17, 2009 23:51:28 GMT -5
Petition to increase Hogzilla to Master
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Post by Lord Donal Stormshield on Nov 18, 2009 1:00:48 GMT -5
I second that notion
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Post by Sam on Nov 18, 2009 1:12:21 GMT -5
He gonna die?
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Post by Ser Kenneth Coyn on Nov 18, 2009 7:43:01 GMT -5
It was -99 so he is probably wishing he was dead right now but he should live.
Hogzilla should definitely still be lurking out there on the Kingsroad for anyone else traveling on it in a future date.
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Post by House Dustin on Nov 18, 2009 9:16:43 GMT -5
I think my brother killed Hogzilla once. Thing was he did it with a .50 caliber pistol.
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Post by The Stranger on Nov 18, 2009 9:59:48 GMT -5
A .50 caliber pistol would have evened the odds a little bit.
Hogzilla goes to Master of tusking the fuck out of your groin
Rodrick is not dead, but is severely wounded. He will suffer a -30 to all physical rolls for the next 3 months, and can not have children (although he can still perform, he's not a eunuch.)
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