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Post by The Stranger on Jun 5, 2008 23:36:26 GMT -5
Asha turned around as he spoke, and her axe went wide, winging far aside the post, and striking against the stone wall with a clang, and sparks.
"What the hell do you want!" She said "You got drunk, and now you've come sniffing around for a fuck, as like as not. Well You can forget it. Those who I bed bloody well remember it afterwards. You clearly could give rat's arse."
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Post by Flex on Jun 5, 2008 23:47:41 GMT -5
"Ooohooooh that is not what I had come for!" It really is. "Annnd anywayy! Of the mannny timeshh we've done it... I can remmember them all!" He took a deep breath and said "The onnne time where that damned captain walked in, the one were I fell off the bed threee timeshh, the firshht two hour marathon, the shhecond two hour marrrathon, the one in that river, the one wherre you didn't want to and of courshhe... that first time, hehe." He nearly gagged then, feeling something rumble in his stomach and took a moment to catch his breath. "But I pride mishhelfff on remembring every shhingle time... that's what makeshh life allll the more shhweeter!"
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 5, 2008 23:50:40 GMT -5
"Yeah, You remember every time, except the last time!" Asha said. "Your a big idiot and I hate you. After the Wedding I'll go see if I can't get a ride back to the Islands. There have to be plenty of Reavers in port who won't mind another hand on the oars."
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Post by Flex on Jun 5, 2008 23:59:45 GMT -5
What? "That'shh ridiculoushh!" He knew he should now be very cautious... maybe even kind. "Why are you sooo sure that I am wrong about thishhh?." He walked up closer to her then and pointed at his blue eyes. "Do you remember shheing this face? These eyeshh?" It was obvious he shouldn't go down this route but he knew he was right... something told him then he should perhaps pretend he was wrong, be nice and try to make her forget all of this. "Annnd anyway, you can't just leave! If your brother or any of hishh men catch you they are like to gut you like a fishh!"
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 6, 2008 0:01:55 GMT -5
"I'll gut you like a fish!" She screamed back at him, as she moved to try and get around him.
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Post by Flex on Jun 6, 2008 0:05:54 GMT -5
Darien cried out as the woman came at him and he clumsily turned with her, not wanting to let her get and advantage on him. The axe in her hand looked very sharp and Darien was annoyed that he didn't have his guard with him. "Ashha! There ishh no reason for you to hurt me!" He doubted the woman would agree with this notion and Darien looked over to the armory, wishing one of the swords in there was in his hand.
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 6, 2008 0:07:20 GMT -5
"Get out of my way to stupid...Man!" Asha cried, the axe low at her side. "I'm leaving now, I hope you go break your neck."
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Post by Flex on Jun 6, 2008 0:12:13 GMT -5
He stood still for a moment before sighing and waving a hand at her. "Finnee.. leave a man who came her to tell you he loveshh you... but what would that mean to Asha Sparr anyway? You'd probably shhtab me for it." What am I trying to accomplish here? "But heyyy, don't you worry! I'm like to get myshhelf killed pretty shhoon!" He frowned then and decided to sit on the ground.
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 6, 2008 0:17:47 GMT -5
She stopped.
"How are you going to get yourself killed besides being drunk and falling of your damn horse?"
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Post by Flex on Jun 6, 2008 0:22:12 GMT -5
That stopped her? "Oooh, there are pleanty of men in thishh realm who'd be happy to killl me!" He exhagarrated, knowing there was only one, but there was no reason to downplay this. "That'shh why you were hired in the firshht place!" He stood up and carefully stumbled closer to Asha. "I am shhure my sisterrr has informed you about any other planshh we have... finding certain 'exiles'..." His shoulders slumped a bit and he turned away. "But if you aren't upp for some adventure then I'll jussst have to die alone."
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 6, 2008 0:23:46 GMT -5
"I don't have any idea what you're talking about, and your a drunken asshole." She said crossing her arms in front of her breasts and starring at him still very angry.
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Post by Flex on Jun 6, 2008 0:35:34 GMT -5
"Welll, drunk I may be! But an asshole...?" Coming to think of it, he probably was both. "Welll, you'll get to kill lots of people!!" For a moment there his eyes hovered down to the small area that wasn't covered by Asha's arms... stupid alcohol. "If, ah, you could jushht... drop the axe? It'd make talking to you muuuuch less uncomfortable." he said, coming a little closer. "I don't want to have to come and *hick* take it from you..."
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 6, 2008 0:38:01 GMT -5
"Try it and I'll geld you. I'm in no mood. Who needs killing?" She asked, trying to ignore the Greenlander's drunken stare.
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Post by Flex on Jun 6, 2008 0:43:18 GMT -5
"A man named Loras Blockwood, or something like that.." His memory for names always left him when he was drunk. "Him and his... wife or shhomething..." He'd heard a little about what the two had done. "His wifeshh guard was the one who killed my sishhters lover.. And then of courshhe there's Yurie, the damned assassin!"
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Post by The Stranger on Jun 6, 2008 0:46:59 GMT -5
"Yeah, well... good luck with that." Asha said, uncrossing her arm, and moving to try and get around him again.
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Hope you all are well and happy.