Drinking Contest at the Dozen Kegs

[wookie]

A drinking contest between Ipithius Tides, Terrence Blackwood and Triston Myre at the Dozen Kegs. Can all participants please list their 'skill' if any and I'll roll it

[Erik]

Myre - NPC Drinking.

[Horas]

Terrence has no drinking skill.

[wookie]

It begins

I liked DG's horse race system so will do likewise, but in reverse so whoever gets to 500 first is eliminated etc.
All participants are level 'skill' so it's a straight die-roll

TB: 21
IT: 92
TM: 57

Whatever was in that elixir of Ipithius seems to not be working as all 3 men quickly drain their tankards although Tides seems to be the last to do so, much to the jeering amusement of the onlookers

TB: 67
IT: 177
TM: 87

Ipithius continues to struggle as they drain their second drink and he is already looking a bit green around the gills. Those who had wagered on the member of the Twelve begin to mutter curse words under their breath

TB: 100
IT: 224
TM: 162

The third drink quickly disappears and now it is the ironborn who begins to sway slightly in his seat

TB: 120
IT: 263
TM: 252

Terrence continues to down each glass with relish and shares a filthy joke with his friend, seeming oblivious to the increasing plight of his rivals as Ipithius begins to hiccup loudly as he drains his glass too quickly

TB: 219
IT: 300
TM: 294

It isn't until the fifth drink is done that Terrence begins to show the effects of his indulgence as he slurs his off-colour jests with the barmaid as she giggles and refills their glasses. The ironborn captain glances blearily at his own and makes a conscious effort to grab the one in the middle

TB: 225
IT: 337
TM: 303

The next drink is fairly uneventful, bar the attempts of Tide's friends to gee up their man "Second wind, Ipithius! Keep going and you'll get the second wind"


TB: 271
IT: 405
TM: 389

Which turns out to be an unfortunate turn of phrase as, after the next round of drinks, Tides shifts to the side and lets loose a horrifically loud and lengthy fart which causes gales of laughter and covering of noses amongst the crowd although the barmaid appears displeased and reluctant to approach the party until the smell dissipates somewhat


TB: 296
IT: 473
TM: 437

All can see the end of the contest rapidly approaching as the braavosi & iron islander linger over their drinks reluctantly. Tides in particular looks as if he is on the verge of throwing up, whilst Myre complains to all that he needs a piss but his attempt to leave the table is shouted down by the mob

TB: 380
IT: 509
TM: 531

Tides leans back in his chair as he attempts to drain his glass and keeps going until his chair falls back, taking him with it. He passes out before he even hits the floor. Myre laughs himself sick at the sight of it...literally sadly, as he sprays vomit all over the table, himself and Tides unconscious form. Terrence roars with laughter and staggers to his feet in triumph, a broad grin plastering his face as he is congratulated by the audience

Terrence Blackwood wins the contest

[Horas]

Petition for Beginner Drinking?

[wookie]

Not up to me, old boy. If the Smith approves it then fair enough