Unmarried Baratheon princesses

[The Stranger]

So, thanks to the chattering classes who think its weird these two thirty year old women aren't married, I said we'd discuss it. Mostly I don't want it to be another excuse for certain people to push for power and authority beyond their characters just desserts. (a free ticket to important character, in other words.)

What do you think? Maybe we could marry them abroad? Westeros could use some better Foreign Relations, and they are relatively far down on the totem pole of potential Kings anyway.

Either that or just kill the dumb bitches. I'm cool either way.

[The Smith]

Hmmmm.... Or they could be gay? I mean why else are they not married at such an age. Or man-haters or whatever.

[The Stranger]

Well, I'm thinking in the present era, being lesbians is not much of a defense against marriage. Marriages are for political purposes anyway.

[The Smith]

True but Callen always gave his family whatever they wanted.

[The Stranger]

That's true I suppose.

Shall we simply say that the Baratheon princesse, through reasons which are their own, are not married, and do not have any intention of marrying?

[The Smith]

I think that would mean others would try and force a marriage. Should we kill them or let them run away? Still thinking about that.

[The Stranger]

I agree. I'm disinclined to kill them, but as long as they survive, we're gonna have people trying to abuse that link (look at Queen Elyssandra who nobody intended to be relevant.) Let's marry off the widow to a fat Myrish Magister who helped the King out with some cash flow problems, give one greyscale or something, and maybe have the youngest one run off.

[The Smith]

Alright. Lets do it. Event it up, yo

[The Stranger]

Nice.