The Lucky Bastard

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"Aye, I'm glad for that too," Dacey said, laying down next to him and taking a deep draught to quench her parched throat. "You haven't come to visit in ages, my lord. Does your Dothrookie filly make such a fine ride?"

[Erik]

"She makes an excellent ride, indeed," Erik tells her, grinning, while he puts an arm around her, "As does the other one. I half wish I'd brought them both to town - they're best together. But Gysella was in no state to travel."

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Dacey snuggles in. "Why, did you get her fat with child?"

[Erik]

"Oh yes, I imagine she'll be about ready to burst soon." Erik takes a sip of wine. "But that is the joy of having two, and another lovely one on the side. When one takes ill, you have other to pick up the slack. And of course, when all are fine, it's two or three times the fun."

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"My lord has quite an adventurous time, I see," Dacey said. "Why, if I knew you liked having two or three times the fun, I'd have called a few friends onto this ship with me. Though I must say," here she grinned wickedly, "I do like having you to myself."

[Erik]

"Oh, feel free any time, dear. As you say, one is fine, but nothing wrong with mixing things up a bit." He gives her a kiss on the cheek. "Mayhaps they should come along for our little adventure to see the High Septon and the Lord Regent tomorrow."

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"Mmm," she said, kissing him. "I would do it. That would be fun. But I fear you'd be thrown out of King's Landing, and then when would poor Dacey see her sweet lord again?"

[Erik]

"Oh, and you wouldn't be thrown out as well? At the very least, you would get a spell in the stocks, and I can't imagine that would do wonders for your business." He pauses for a moment. "Actually, come to think of it, having the whole town see you bent over likely would."

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Dacey laughed. "Now that would be terrible, but Lettie would get me to do it if she thought it would mean more business." She traced her fingers over him.

[Erik]

"Well then, I'll need to have a chat with the girl. Of course, I may need to bend you over once or twice myself, just to make sure. And Lettie once or twice too, for good measure."

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"Why don't we experiment right now? Do you know what bulldog means?"

[Erik]

Erik's eyebrows rise and he responds, "But of course." He takes a swig of his wine and continues, "Get on your hands and knees, and I'll show you how it's done."

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Grinning, Dacey flipped over on the bed and rose on her hands and knees. "You ironborn certainly aren't lacking in imagination."

[Erik]

"Certainly not." Erik finishes off his wine, admiring the view, before rising behind her. "That's how we conquered half of Westeros once." He tells her while sliding himself in. He begins slowly, working up to a faster pace, and gives her the occasional smack on the ass.

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Dacey was clearly enjoying herself, as the cries indicated, and mattress slid forward. It went on for a long time before she buckled and they finished.

Dacey was panting. "Hotiron might suit you better, my lord."