History

[The Smith]

So I am trying to get all the LOW history together.

I know it starts with the fact that Robert didn't go on his Boar hunt, and came home and was told by Ned that his wife was fucking her brother. I am guessing he killed his wife, brother-in-law and kids. Then time went by.

The first King during the game was a baratheon. Whoever Callen's father was. Then at the very begining the Targs showed back up with Dragons and took over.

Callen some how killed the Targs and took over. He married a Stark lady named Anya.

Callen had twin sons. Anya knowing some how, that Rickon would be a better King told everyone that Rickon was older then Rodrick. Callen died, and baby Rickon became king. Piers became Regent.

Shit happened.. and then Piers stepped down. He choose Lord Commander Benfry Smith to be the next Lord Commander. Horas was piisssed. So he tried to Coup Benfry and failed. After awhile Horas lost and went into hiding.

Dorne under the influence of Horas rose up and tried for freedom. This did not go well. Some guy played by stranger's brother led an army to kill them all.

Rickon was becoming a good king. And somehow someone told everyone that Rodrick was really king. Rodrick became King and sucked.

Time went by. (meaning we have to fill in the details.) But a King named Selwyn, I think Rodrick's kid was ruling the Seven Kingdoms when the Others walked south. Queen Saella came to the rescue of Westeros, and Selwyn kneeled to her giving her the Kingdom. They march north together and beat the Others, but Saella died.

Saella was the daughter of Rhodri Royce by the way and had a dragon that died with her. Saella's four daughters were left alive. With Rhae becoming Queen and marrying Selwyn as her concernt. Selwyn was fucked up by the war and was called Selwyn the Scarred.

Rhae did not fare well as Queen so she resigned and named Talyn Thatcher to be her son's regent.

Daemon became king... and that is where this story ends.

What did I miss? I know I miss stuff.

[Tynian Lannister]

There were lots of minor stuff like:

Reach Rebellion - resulting in Far Reach split.
Stepstones were conquered by Callen briefly. He also sent a fleet West trying to find new lands. This resulted in the Basilisk invasion.
The Starks wete all killed off by a plague but that was more to get rid of dormant players and may have been retconned more than once.

Oh and Aranya had sex as a horse or something while warging. We should probably put that in the official histories just to keep it interesting :-)

[The Smith]

Wow Benfty! You are totally off base. It was a snake. One hundred percent sure.

And also may I say how outrageously good it is too see you. Digitally speaking of course.

[The Smith]

Yeah. The poor fucking Starks. People would start playing up north and quit en masse. Then we would kill them all off with disease and find some bastard to be the new Stark.

[Marie]

Next time you do a LOW run, remind me not to play a Stark

[Lord Oswyn Baratheon]

I thought it was Aerie that had snake sex and Aranya who built a statue of her horse when it died? Sounds like you combined two stories.

[Marie]

Aug 10, 2016 0:19:44 GMT -5 Lord Oswyn Baratheon said:

I thought it was Aerie that had snake sex and Aranya who built a statue of her horse when it died? Sounds like you combined two stories.

I thought both of them were Aranya.

[The Smith]

I am pretty sure you inverted them Zack. I don't remember the statue but I do remember Aranya and the warging dream sex. But statue of a
horse screams Aerie

[Marie]

I thought Aranya was the one into horses. But to be honest, I never really knew Aerie.

[Lord Oswyn Baratheon]

They may have both been Aranya then, but I'm 100% sure she built a statue in honor of her dead horse.

[Sam]

Aranya built the statue of the horses, and it was my horse. She also invented some story about how I had ridden all the way to Dorne and back on that one horse. You know, because alternate mounts aren't a thing in Westeros