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Post by Flex on Sept 13, 2013 13:30:51 GMT -5
[Wonder Twin] So. Beric. Tell us about your morning [Wonder Twin] What did you have for breakfast? [Beric] nothing [Erik] Wait what about hookers? [Wonder Twins] Beric, you should really not skip meals. [Wonder Twin] That is sad Beric. [Beric] no no [Wonder Twin] It is not healthy. [Beric] aahhh [Wonder Twin] For such a young and vibrant man. [Wonder Twin] In the prime of his youth. [Wonder Twins] think of your metabolism. [Beric] please stop talking as if you had one mouth [Wonder Twin] Think of your skin. Your skin needs vitamins. [Erik] I had coffee and a cigarette [Wonder Twins] and and antioxidants. [Wonder Twin] Erik, that is even worse [Wonder Twin] that not having anything. [Wonder Twins] Erik [Wonder Twin] The coffee is acidic [Wonder Twins] that is somewhat sad. [Wonder Twin] the cigarette will kill you.
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Post by Quenton Baratheon on Sept 14, 2013 13:27:32 GMT -5
With him were his wife and daughter, Teirney. The brazen incest amongst the Lannisters continues to astound.
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Post by Lord Donal Stormshield on Sept 14, 2013 13:29:40 GMT -5
Proof!
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Post by Sam on Sept 16, 2013 10:32:44 GMT -5
The old sleeping Royce knight is awoken by the cheering, and claps extra hard so that people will not think that he was sleeping at all. This clever stratagem works flawlessly. . Well played, Ser, well played indeed.
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Post by Lord Oswyn Baratheon on Sept 17, 2013 15:45:59 GMT -5
Is he describing a poisoned mashed potato suppository?
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Post by Marie on Sept 18, 2013 4:48:44 GMT -5
"I would give Lords Tully and Hightower joint command of the Left, my lord Hand, and take the Dornish in the center with you," he said, his eyes flicking toward the Dornish Princess. "That should distribute our forces relatively evenly." "As you say, Lord Aenys." Royce regarded Lord Sammael with a cool look. Unsure if he and the valemen had been purposefully snubbed, denied a commanding position due to his lack of lordship, or forgotten in the shuffle of Baratheon's thoughts, Ser Damian bears a close-lipped smile and awaits orders in lieu of offering any further suggestion of his own. Er, Damian, you were the first person offered command of the left: If Lord Baratheon resented not getting sole command, it did not show in his demeanor. "If I may suggest, my lord Hand, I would give Lord Lannister and Lord Stark joint command of the Right, and the Left to Ser Damian Royce, assuming that you yourself take the center." But it seems like you didn't see that because in your post you ask for the van instead: The vale knight looks to Lord Baratheon in the eye. "Uncle, I know you are well in your rights to deny me, but if you were to help lead your battleplan from the rear, I would volunteer for the honor of leading your vanguard," he speaks, then adds, "With the Lord Hand's approval, of course." I posted to give you a chance to respond to the original suggestion, and Oswyn posted a reference as well, but I guess you missed that too: Gwayne spoke up at last " Then who gets the left if not Ser Damian?" Shame though because I didn't want to be in a command position, even a secondary command role, for something as major as this. IC Gwayne has no problem with it but I OOCly have so little military experience in RP I am a little concerned about my abilities to help Tully with his command.
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Post by Ollie on Sept 19, 2013 0:29:08 GMT -5
Damian was offered the left, but his ambitions and glory hunger lead him to ask for the honor of commanding the van. He settled for riding along side the Lord Hand. I had forgotten about being offered the left when I made my second post about feeling snubbed. Been pretty busy and didn't take the time to read through the thread again.
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Post by Sam on Sept 19, 2013 8:20:42 GMT -5
Donal became worried that he was going to lose to this man even double teaming him Also, this. lol
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Post by The Stranger on Sept 19, 2013 9:16:46 GMT -5
"A cleaved head no longer plots." - Old Norse proverb
Saw this while surfing the web today, and if anything needed to be seen by LOW folks, it was this.
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Post by Erik on Sept 19, 2013 13:32:06 GMT -5
"Men who seek to save their own lives, while their comrades die around them, are deserving of nothing more than being struck down where they stand, and a man does not complain and blame others for his failings," Lord Baratheon snarled. "Your men were soldiers, and they fought as such. You dishonor the memories of those who died by your words, and you dishonor yourself. If the men of the Far Reach are incapable of holding their own in battle, then they have no place being on the field. That responsibility falls on their liegelord, and none other. By all accounts, Lord Tully's men broke when he fell, but the man fought on with three arrows in him to rally them. Instead of seeking to cast blame, you would do well by learning from his example."
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Post by Princess Lyssandra Martell on Sept 19, 2013 13:37:29 GMT -5
loving sammael's actions and comments
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Post by Sam on Sept 19, 2013 14:55:14 GMT -5
A noble who would die for his men? Now Crawley had heard everything. That Tully really must have taken a hard hit to the brainpan. Crawley barks a short laugh, which he tries to cover by taking a bite of his orange. LOL!
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Post by Lord Harold Tully on Sept 19, 2013 15:20:36 GMT -5
How else do I explain that charge?
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Post by Sam on Sept 19, 2013 15:21:58 GMT -5
A concussion?
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Post by Lord Harold Tully on Sept 19, 2013 15:54:20 GMT -5
Perhaps but then I can explain what I said on a concussion too.
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