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Post by theother on Oct 18, 2007 7:31:54 GMT -5
The Other decides to invite the other gods down for a shindig and gets jiggy with the Maiden and the Mother. The Warrior gets in a farting contest with the Father and the Stranger and Crone sit in the corner with R'hllor and bitch about how nobody likes them.
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Post by Lilith Royce on Oct 18, 2007 7:35:04 GMT -5
The band starts up a song by the B-52s and every one piles on the dance floor. Lilith drags the Crone and the Stranger out of their corner. Turns out they can boogy like nobody's biz.
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Post by theother on Oct 18, 2007 7:40:56 GMT -5
The Other scowls and raises an army of undead to kill the B-52s.
The Crone begins dancing on the tables and making inappropriate remarks to the younger Royces about the value of experience between the bedsheets.
The Maiden begins to cry about an ex-boyfriend having a new, prettier wife. The Father rolls his eyes and mouths "Not again" at The Warrior, who shrugs and whirls the Maiden round the dancefloor. The Stranger visits the punchbowl for some alcky-hol
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Post by Lilith Royce on Oct 18, 2007 7:51:17 GMT -5
The floor is beginning to shake from all the wild dancing that is going on.
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Post by theother on Oct 18, 2007 7:56:02 GMT -5
The Other eyes the dragonglass sword warily as he waves away his wights.
Once the wildling woman has disarmed herself he shows that he's an cold as ice and as cool on the dancefloor with some fancy moves.
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Post by theother on Oct 18, 2007 8:13:50 GMT -5
The Other squirms a little as his icy demenour cracks but he can't help but grin at the wildling's fire.
The Maiden bursts into tears again and the Crone finally collars a young Royce noble who wears a scandalised white face as he listens to her regal him with the tales of her sexual prowess in her youth.
The Warrior decides he's bored and punches the Father square in the face for "calling his pint a poof"
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Post by Lilith Royce on Oct 18, 2007 8:27:52 GMT -5
Petra is woken up by all the commotion and comes downstairs to see what's up. She joins Yohn and the weirwood boogying in the center of the floor. The Crone joins them and shock both of the children by talking about the time she lost her virginity.
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Post by theother on Oct 18, 2007 8:35:09 GMT -5
ooc: can Yohn be shocked? He should be nodding sagely and telling her what tree moss can cure gonorrhoea or something  The Other gets into the swing of the beat and embarassingly begins to dance like John Travolta. |
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Post by Lilith Royce on Oct 18, 2007 14:37:45 GMT -5
Lilith is from Brooklyn, she can do the hustle and has an excellent time dancing with the Other.
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Post by Lilith Royce on Oct 19, 2007 5:58:54 GMT -5
Lilith regretfully stops doing the hustle with the Other and tends to the wounded.
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Post by House Dustin on Oct 19, 2007 22:06:19 GMT -5
Just when it seemed he might not appear in this amazing gathering, Roland strode into the hall and began wounding all of his kin and allies on the thigh--- ever careful not to damage their genitalia, great or small... or uh, whatever.
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Post by Lord Rhodri Arryn on Oct 19, 2007 22:22:54 GMT -5
Um, does this thread really merit a "OOC:" to precede a post?
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Post by House Dustin on Oct 19, 2007 22:24:11 GMT -5
"ROLAND!" exclaims HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA.
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Post by Lord Howland Royce on Apr 13, 2008 14:22:51 GMT -5
Indeed, the Vale is one of the best kingdoms I would say. The top military force now I think, atleast in numbers not killed off  |
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Post by Flex on Jun 11, 2008 6:49:18 GMT -5
More talk, less RP. Come ooon, I'm singlehandedly getting our post count over the starks here!
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