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Post by Rickard and Laurence Evergreen on Apr 27, 2008 22:30:50 GMT -5
Rickard Evergreen stands in front of a large tent, dressed in black as always. Before him are a string of seven young beauties, each of a different ethnicity.
Blade in hand, he waves it like a baton, beckoning for the attention of passersby. "Lords and knights, I, Rickard Evergreen, offer each of you the the rush denied by Lady Royce! Yes, I know each of you is frustrated! Each of you feels like a warhorse who has smelled battle and then been put to the stable! But lo, I have brought salvation! Did you hope to best that wicked Westerner? Well, why not best this wicked wench,, "He gestures to a pretty blonde maid, 'who awaits the true lion each night... will you be the one to make her roar? Perhaps you are an Iron lad desiring the sea... well, we have a salty enough kraken to ease your longing, I wager. I assure you, these... are the best in the lot from both Maidenpool and King's Landfing. And because the House of Feathers values its customers so.... I will be offering them at half price for the next week. Why? Because even if none of you won any coin... you are still the gold of the kingdom!"
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