Fantasy Dueling League

[Tallahar]

Re Roll it!!!!!!!!

And Cheat this time so I win.

[Horas]

Haha, nice. At least Yew didn't win -- it's not like he's ever done anything noteworthy in his life ever, despite the legendary status.

[edricdayne]

Bah, DAYNE PRETENDER!

[Tallahar]

Well actually he fought this fight as Timm Vikery without Dawn. So he wasn't trying to be a Dayne. I'm just hassling you Luke.

[Horas]

THE SMITH, the god of creation
VS.
THE STRANGER, the god of death

IN A BLOCKBUSTER, SOLD-OUT FIGHTSTRAVAGANZA TO THE DEATH!!!

Both are legendary at adminship.

ROUND 1
Smith:142 Stranger:121 (light hit)

Thunder sounds and lightning flashes across the sky as the two titans step down from the heavens to do battle. For a moment their weapons clash, and they seem equally matched, but the Smith's greater experience begins to win the day as the Stranger is slowly pushed backwards.

ROUND 2
Smith:128 Stranger:176 (average hit)

The two gods command their legions into the fray, as Piers Bettley duels with Francis Varner and Timm Vikary spars with Flea. Smith's additional months of accruing NPCs is no match for the Stranger's reputation for killing any motherfucker foolish enough to have him roll one of their fights, however. Smith's characters stand aside in fear, and Stranger smacks Smith hard across the face.

ROUND 3
Smith:93 Stranger:152 (heavy hit)

The two continue their epic duel, each of the Gods' footsteps destroying entire cities (The Stranger steps on Dawnrose Keep at this point, though he'll later claim it was "an accident"). The Stranger strikes several mighty blows against the Smith.

ROUND 4
Smith:84 Stranger:151 (heavy hit)

For a moment, Smith appears to rally, but Stranger cleverly edits one of his posts to display only random gibberish. Smith is struck with confusion, and Stranger uses the chance to shove a knife in his back.

ROUND 5
Smith:83 Stranger:144 (heavy hit)

The Death God's fury is a sight to behold as he lays waste to the battlefield and his opponent alike. The Smith attempts to hide by morphing into James K. Polk, but to no avail.

ROUND 6
Smith:56 Stranger:158 (death blow)

The mighty Smith charges one last time, but it is too little too late. Millions weep as the Stranger strikes him down, because they know there will only be death from here on out.

[megatron]

Funny shit

[Teirney Lannister]

HAHAHA. Okay, that made me laugh way too hard.

[Deleted]

hahaha that was hilarious.

For a moment, Smith appears to rally, but Stranger cleverly edits one of his posts to display only random gibberish

Could not stop laughing there.


Aranya Royce vs. Jaime Lannister. Ooh, do it.

[wookie]

Is this a duel or some sort of sordid sexual encounter?

[The Stranger]

Its gotta be one or the other?

[Imry Willfyre]

Apr 18, 2008 9:34:26 GMT -5 @wookie said:

Is this a duel or some sort of sordid sexual encounter?

I was gonna ask the same exact question.

[swammeyjoe]

God duel was soooo fucking funny ;D ;D

[Tallahar]

Me and Aranya are fighting for Aerie.

Lord Tallahar Tyrell: Legendary Sword.
Lady Aranya Royce: Grandmaster Sword.

Done with Plain Steel.

Can someone Role.... if not for me do it to keep Aranya Happy.

[brigida]

Round 1:

Aranya: 154
Tallahar: 186

Average Hit (-20 Aranya)

Round 2:

Aranya: 145
Tallahar:112

Average Hit (-20 for Tallahar)

Round 3:

Aranya: 178
Tallahar: 84

Heavy Hit (-35 Tallahar) + (-20 Tallahar) = [-55 Tallahar]

Round 4:

Aranya: 164
Tallahar: 135

Average Hit (-20 Tallahar) + (-35 Tallahar) + (-20 Tallahar) = [-75 Tallahar]

Round 5:

Aranya: 103
Tallahar: 102

No Wound (Still -75 Tallahar, -20 Aranya)

Round 6:

Aranya: 109
Tallahar: 38

Heavy Hit (-110 Tallahar)

Round 7:

Aranya: 150
Tallahar: 54

Heavy Hit (-145 Tallahar)

Round 8:

Aranya: 104
Tallahar: -20

Aranya wins, let's have a parade.

[Tallahar]

Thank you...

Now let the real party begin