Northern Houses Marriage Plan Status

[dienekes]

emphasis on so far...you never know with the what to do about Cyri thread.

[elaena]

Yeah but why take out Cyri, all she's done is beat up Kyle, marry Kyle, sleep with Kyle, sleep with Tristifer, give birth to Jon and.... oh yeah she may have sent out a few, ahem, letters. Promising her cosins in marriage to Targaryens for example..... But other than that she's done nothing.

[dienekes]

Why'd you cheat on Kyle?

[elaena]

She was in love with Tris before she married Kyle, then Tris had an argument with Kyle and she was comforting him and one thing led to another and along came Jon nine months later...

[dienekes]

oh wow, your life is a bit twisted in there.

[elaena]

Yeah, the big thing is that Cyri doesn't actually know whose son Jon is, so she's saying nothing and one day he's going to get Runestone despite not actually being a Royce.

[dienekes]

very interesting I must say.

[elaena]

Yeah, hopefully we can have something just as interesting with Sylas and Arya, though with less adultery...

[dienekes]

And here I was hoping for a nice quiet little marriage.

[elaena]

No chance. We're having drama galore!

[dienekes]

Oh brother...I'll go get the shit shovel.

[elaena]

Well life without drama is boring...
Just wait till we're actually married and we have our first argument, you'll see what I mean...

[dienekes]

Oh an argument is fine. Nothing brings blood to the veins quite like it. But drama is a despicable word.

[elaena]

Nooo, drama is good. Like when you find out there's a dead body in your back garden or something... fun!

[dienekes]

Oh that kind of drama. I was thinking like that Desperate Housewives show my sister is always watching. Bring on the Arsenic and Old Lace stuff though.