Scav vs. Mysha Drinking Contest

[Deleted]

Scav has to outdrink Mysha in order to get laid.

Scav is a warrior-type guy. Mysha is big and heavy and scary.

[The Stranger]

Scav and Mysha will both roll equivalent to apprentice Drinking, although neither have the skill. Each round will be rolled like a fight, with the loser being the one who reaches -100 first.

Round 1:
Scav: 120
Mysha: 111 (no result)

The both drink their first drink. Mysha stares down Scav evilly, while Scav desperately tries to look at anything but.

Round 2:
Scav:125
Mysha: 62 (Heavy Wound/drink -25)

Scav and Mysha clink glasses again, only Mysha's goes down the wrong pipe, her eyes water, and she fans her face as she gasps for breath.

Round 3:
Scav:118
Mysha: 83 (Heavy Hit/Drink -25)

Several more rounds are put down, and the big ox of a woman is beginning to sway, while the thin sellsword looks none the worse for wear.

Round 4
Scav:119
Mysha:80 (Heavy Drink, -25 now -75 total)

Mysha is slurring her words, and telling a very long story about this fella she once bedded and broke his rib. Scav grinned evilly.

Round 5
Scav: 129
Mysha: 55 (Heavy Hit -100)

after several more drinks, Mysha' head hits the table , and she falls to the floor with a shudder.

[Sam]

Looks like nobody's getting laid tonight.

Apr 6, 2008 23:19:28 GMT -5 @elane said:

Scav has to outdrink Mysha in order to get laid.

[Deleted]

Ew, he won't sleep with Mysha. Ewww. She's just the drinking partner

[edricdayne]

Haha, Aranya.