The wedding of Gysella Harlaw and Erik Coldiron

[dienekes]

A very drunk ironborn who had in his own mind been listening in "nonchalantly" thought this was terribly funny and started to burst out laughing. "warm...husband...sex...hahahahaha."

[The Smith]

Hagar Horsespear leaned over to his best friend, Gorek Redteeth and said in loud, laughing voice, "I fucked the bride a couple years back, and ColdIron is a damn accurate description." Then the two men laughed and slapped each other on the back.

[Erik]

Erik cuffs the eavesdropping drunk on the back of the head before returning to his drink.

[dienekes]

The drunk, Agro Longhorn, as he was aptly named, smiled sloppily and turned from the married couple. Setting his eyes to the priest who was speaking politely to someone he didn't know, he whipped out his...happy place and called loud. "Bet I can hit the priesty from here!"

[melon]

The Bastard of Wyk turned up at the wedding, "Right lets get drunk." The giant walked over and stuck his head in an ale barrel. Taking it out his beard and hair were soaking.

[Erik]

The priest, hearing Longhorn, turns to him and says, "Disrespect the Drowned God with but a drop of your piss and I'll be sure to drown you in it."

[dienekes]

It was too late. Already the golden stream flew through the air in a beautiful arch. Across heads and faces looking up at its magnificance as it fell gracefully through the air...onto the priests foot.

[The Smith]

When Gorek's laughter stopped he leaned over to Hagar and said, "Well from what my salt-wife tells me, Lord Erik might not mind that so much. To call his Sword a dagger would apparently be an exaggeration." The two laughed again deeply.

[melon]

Bastard looked at the man pissing on the priest, 'Thats nothing to do to the Drown God that man will die and it would please me to do it.'

[Erik]

Several Drowned Men step up behind Irrin, driftwood cudgels in hand. Codd calls to Felryn, "My lord, this man has blasphemed our God. Will you let that pass in your own hall?"

[Erik]

Erik, hearing Gorek, calls to him, "And did you think of asking how your salt wife knows such things, Gorek? It's a sad story, her having to make it all the way to Bear Island to find a decent cock."

[The Smith]

Hagar laughed watching the Priest and Lord talk, "I hear that Codd has a bucket of cold water brought up to his chambers every night. And that he take's his Sword and drowns it in the bucket every night." The two laugh again.

[dienekes]

Longhorn was immensely proud of himself for his aim. Then to celebrate he decided he needed another drink. So he walked to the ale barrels without bothering to lace up his breeches.

[The Smith]

Gorek hears Erik and calls back, "Watch out for the red blothces. When my brother got them from my wife, his cock fell off. They burn too. I would never touch the diseased wench with anything I wanted to keep, but she makes the best Mutton I have ever tasted." Pausing for a brief moment he added, "If it gets too pusy there is a herb you can apply, but it makes it itch."

[melon]

Picking up an Axe the Bastard walks over to Erik, "You want his head Coldiron?"