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Post by melon on Dec 9, 2007 20:35:06 GMT -5
A pissing Contest at the Wall between Alester Morrigen and Gorben Templeton.
I think the Admins should figure out Skill levels but Gorben has done this before so he would have more skill.
I thought we needed something fun ;D
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Post by melon on Dec 9, 2007 22:51:55 GMT -5
Ahem..... Pretty Please. Anyone?
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Post by The Smith on Dec 9, 2007 23:04:27 GMT -5
I am sorry Tallahar I can not bring myself to roll a pissing contest. I just can not do it.
I command Horas to roll it for you.
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Post by Teirney Lannister on Dec 9, 2007 23:07:24 GMT -5
Hahahahahahahahaha......
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Post by Maester Maurin on Dec 9, 2007 23:08:22 GMT -5
You just can`t come with epic descriptions? ;D
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Post by melon on Dec 9, 2007 23:09:08 GMT -5
Sure you can....
Horas Pretty PLease.
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Post by sethgreyjoy on Dec 9, 2007 23:19:17 GMT -5
Fuck, I will roll this.
Tallahar's character was born without a dick, correct? Alright. He loses.
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Post by melon on Dec 9, 2007 23:20:24 GMT -5
Not quite as funny Seth after you wrote it in Chat... Plus Horas is doing it because he loves me.
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Post by Horas on Dec 9, 2007 23:22:05 GMT -5
Hahahahaha.... fine Tallahar. Because I love you. One moment.
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Post by melon on Dec 9, 2007 23:22:32 GMT -5
Thank you O Great Horas.
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Post by Horas on Dec 9, 2007 23:32:13 GMT -5
The two men stand on the Wall, prepared for the duel of the century. A strange hush falls upon the assembled black brothers, and even the wildlife seems to fall silent. Even the birds realize that what happens here will echo on for hundreds, nay thousands, of years to come. Each man eyes the other with grim determination, then turns northwards, towards the ancient enemy of all who wear the Black. Ready to do their duty.
AM:54 GT:71
Looks of consternation and perhaps constipation cross the competitors visages as each struggles to outdo the other. But in a competition such as this, there can only be one winner. Panic siezes Alester in the last moments, for he knows he is beaten. Gorben Templeton cooly laces his breeches back up, then turns and raises his arms skywards, caught up in the sweet sensation of relief... or is it victory?
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Post by sethgreyjoy on Dec 9, 2007 23:57:33 GMT -5
Beautiful. Quotebook worthy, even.
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Post by melon on Dec 10, 2007 0:12:40 GMT -5
A single tear came to my eye. Truly brilliant.
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Post by House Dustin on Dec 10, 2007 0:23:35 GMT -5
Hhahahha, very nice work Horas! And good idea Tallahar  |
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Post by edricdayne on Dec 10, 2007 0:27:58 GMT -5
Yes, just brilliant.
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