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Post by brigida on Jan 15, 2008 18:19:07 GMT -5
Two mornings later, after extensive rest, Tristeza and Kardaine set out for the Far Reach, per the orders of Pricness Emelia.
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Post by The Smith on Jan 22, 2008 1:14:27 GMT -5
Hagar and company enter the Tower and ask for the nearest Princess. They begin to walk through the tower kicking open doors and laughing.
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Post by melon on Jan 22, 2008 1:16:36 GMT -5
"Here Princess. The Bastard of Wyk wants to enjoy your ass."
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Post by Fel on Jan 22, 2008 4:23:48 GMT -5
A group of guards approach.
"Where are you boys going?"
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Post by The Smith on Jan 22, 2008 23:03:50 GMT -5
Hagar looked at the largest guard and laughed, "I know you.... Your the one who got drunk and made sweet, sweet love with the sea lion."
Gorek roared with laughter.
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Post by melon on Jan 22, 2008 23:56:15 GMT -5
The Bastard walked past the guards. Kicking in a door he finds a woman in her under clothes, "Are you a Princess?"
The woman slowly shakes her head. "Dammit" The Bastard walks off down the Hallway again.
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Post by brigida on Jan 23, 2008 0:10:27 GMT -5
A new Throne has been commissioned, and is in the process of being built--it is way way better than the old one.
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Post by Fel on Jan 23, 2008 4:57:50 GMT -5
The head guard grins at Hagar. "So it's Princesses your after, is it? That's a shame lads, since Lord Harlaw said anybody who even tried to defy his orders concerning the princesses were to lose their cocks and be sent to the Wall."
"Let's take them, men, but don't kill them if you can avoid it, we wouldn't want to spare them from their fate."
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Post by The Smith on Jan 23, 2008 19:55:59 GMT -5
Hagar smiled, but it was Gorek who spoke, "Fuck Harlaw, we sail with Coldiron now. Anyway it was that ass who wanted princesses." Gesturing to the drunken bastard. "We were just looking for a good time."
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Post by Fel on Jan 23, 2008 20:11:47 GMT -5
The guard shrugged, "think I give a fuck who you sail with? Go back to buggering each other if you're after a good time, just don't do it up here."
The guard then orders five men after the bastard.
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Post by The Smith on Jan 23, 2008 20:35:05 GMT -5
Hagar laughs, "Theobold show this man what we do for fun."
Theobold laughing loudly pulls his axe and buries it into the mans head. Hagar and Gorek charge into the remaining guards stabbing and crushing. Dangar slips back into the shadows.
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Post by Fel on Jan 23, 2008 20:39:40 GMT -5
One of the guards runs off to raise the alarm.
The head guard fell to the ground dead, the others fought it out, trying to take down the three men.
Soon 20 previously bored men are charging down the corridor towards Hagar and his men, spoiling for a good fight, only a third of them having had time to put on armour.
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Post by melon on Jan 23, 2008 20:49:44 GMT -5
The Bastard is around a corner steeping into another room he finds a woman asleep. Shrugging his shoulders he closes the door behind him and proceeds to have his way with the woman.
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Post by Fel on Jan 23, 2008 20:58:19 GMT -5
The Bastard is around a corner steeping into another room he finds a woman asleep. Shrugging his shoulders he closes the door behind him and proceeds to have his way with the woman. Five men have already caught up to and killed the bastard. Sorry.
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Post by melon on Jan 23, 2008 21:01:13 GMT -5
The Bastard can not die as he is raping a girl come backlater.
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