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Post by The Smith on Sept 2, 2013 22:50:50 GMT -5
You claim an affinity for doggy style, but I am pretty sure what you meant was an affinity for horse cock.
Sante means blood, and I will admit that Kennos Keath swam in the stuff. Piers swam in pussy. Every beautiful flower in Westeros opened up to his skillful fingers. And while Kennos made men scream, Piers had that same effect on women. He could make a woman scream for hours, and then beg for more. Kennos never once had a repeat customer.
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Post by The Smith on Sept 2, 2013 22:59:41 GMT -5
Sure girls were dropping their panties for Keath. Probably even you and Aerie, but in case you did not realize Kennos was not into girls. He was mostly just into dead boys, it is why he got so good at killing. As for Lilith that was not jealous it was pity. Her husband never died just to be away from her.
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Post by The Smith on Sept 2, 2013 23:05:24 GMT -5
(Which actually means that she needs a good nights rest to dream up a comeback.)
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Post by Tynian Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 1:05:54 GMT -5
If you want Tallahar as your Admin Aranya, that can be easily arranged. Let me ask him I am sure he will jump at the chance to lord over a pack of whining, ungrateful, malcontents who spend their whole life online imagining what it would be like to be a pretty pony princess. Maybe not all of them. Okay shit head. Where do I start? First of all, you are lucky as fuck that players as awesome as this crew would deign to RP with an illiterate, nepotism-indulging, sexually perverted, asshole like you. Not only that, but you have women players. How often does some dick face Internet guy get that in an RP game? Rarely. And incredibly hot women players? Never. You've been drinking the nectar of the gods this whole time and comparing it to piss. Well now that we're firing you, you will know what actual piss tastes like, because you'll have no choice but to RP with the likes of Morax, Elaena, Seth, Crakehall, that new freaktard Bael of the Shit Puns, Seth, and people from 4chan. Tallahar, on the other hand, will get a boner at the mere idea of adminning us. So, he is more deserving of us than you. Love how you quoted Seth twice. I'll join in a bit later. Objectively I'd say you're overdoing the dick insults though Aranya. Switch to more personal hygiene or bad life choices. There's only so much abuse a dick can take before it gets numb. Go for the balls. |
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Post by Tynian Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 1:19:40 GMT -5
It's all the brown-nosing I do for the family. Shit sticks to fur.
Also, I won't be lectured on sartorial elegance from a women who is clearly using a twig to comb your hair. If you want to be some hippy-dippy flower girl, go be a fucking Tyrell.
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Post by Tynian Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 1:31:56 GMT -5
1) Aurane is so fucking ugly there's just not enough booze in the world
2) Who said anything about incestuous? That's your perversion. Mine is much more obscure, cultured and interesting, just like me.
3) It's called the "Free Cities" because they give that shit away for nothing to gullible tourists like you. What, did the merchant feed you some line of bullshit about how it's made from polished unicorn horn and you bought it? Sucker.
4) I don't need to spend all my time grooming because I just look amazing the scruffier I get and some of us in the family have to work for a goddamn living and don't just sit on our perfumed buttocks all day waiting for the servants to bring through their latest fattening titbit on which to feast on. Which reminds me, do a bit of exercise. When was the last time your second saw her toes? When he was on her back, legs in the air getting pounded by the lackwit stableboy with the lazy eye and drooling demeanour?
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Post by Teirney Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 1:43:47 GMT -5
I just cannot handle this, I'm just going to spectate with my bowl of popcorn. Resume guys, resume.
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Post by Teirney Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 1:45:00 GMT -5
And Aranya, your comments about Kennos Keath.....LOL!!! I'm kind of embarrassed our enduring crush on him has been revealed, but yolo right?
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Post by Teirney Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 1:49:33 GMT -5
Excuse me Aranya, but I'm pretty sure Kennos Keath was MINE. Pretty positive that was established somewhere down the line. No problem though, I don't mind reminding.  |
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Post by Tynian Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 2:00:05 GMT -5
Don't become such a pretentious little hipster. What is this cultured, obscure, interesting perversion, necrophilia? Is that why you dabble with sellswords? Let me inform you that necrophilia became mainstream five years ago. The real "cultured" people are into live performances now. Get with it, jeez. Unlike you, who spends all his time digging for bargains in Lannisport because you're such an un-Lannister cheapskate that you refuse to pay full price for anything, I get my shopping curated by a personal shopper. Because I'm not a trashy skank like you. Sellers don't cheat me because they know I pay my debts, like a Lannister. Unfortunately for you, they don't think you're a Lannister because you buy shit on sale. Disgrace. We don't work for a living you proletariat scum. We have social obligations and duties and feudal roles to play, which is why I go around villages with baskets of fresh bread and a nice smile for everyone while you act like you were born into a tradesman's family. And my second dates a chubby chaser who thinks she's hot as hell. Unfortunately for you, you don't fit ANYONE'S idea of hot. Girl, I'm so far ahead of the trend I'm practically coming back round again. Mainstream is what I tell them it is. And then I laugh and move on. Live performance? Everyone knows it's all about sex with shadow puppetry now. I don't have to buy anything because people are so scared of what I'll do to them I get the finest wares given to me. I find the easiest way to "pay my debts" is to not be in debt in the first place. Fresh bread? What kind of disney world do you think you're in? I bet you burst into song when you open the curtains in the morning, you fruitloop. |
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Post by Teirney Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 2:02:57 GMT -5
I don't know what they teach you guys in law school, but I'm pretty sure his expression of zero interest whatsoever in Aranya was, well, you know, an expression of zero interest. That's called reading social cues, but I don't think there's a class in law school for that.
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Post by Flex on Sept 3, 2013 2:14:33 GMT -5
Wow, guys uh... this is quite the thread.
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Post by Flex on Sept 3, 2013 2:21:00 GMT -5
Wow, guys uh... this is quite the thread. Can you play with in the big league or are you going to go home crying, you snivelling little pussy? Shut your stupid mouth, bitch; if I wasn't at work right now I would lay the smack down on your sorry, smith-loving ass. |
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Post by Teirney Lannister on Sept 3, 2013 2:24:42 GMT -5
Can you play with in the big league or are you going to go home crying, you snivelling little pussy? Shut your stupid mouth, bitch; if I wasn't at work right now I would lay the smack down on your sorry, smith-loving ass. Hahahaha, Flex, you rock!  Team Flex! |
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Post by Flex on Sept 3, 2013 2:25:50 GMT -5
Yaaaay! I'm doing it!
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Team Flex!